NASCAR Prayer: ‘Thanks For Smokin’ Hot Wife’ (VIDEO)

Now known as the ‘Smokin’ Hot Wife’ prayer, the video of Baptist Pastor Joe Nelms delivering a prayer before last weekend’s NASCAR race has gone viral. Many have now called it the ‘Best NASCAR Prayer Ever’ while others are disgraced and have called it a blasphemy.

Pastor Joe Nelms’ NASCAR prayer started on the right track, “Heavenly Father, we thank you tonight for all your blessings. You said in all things give thanks so we want to thank you tonight for these mighty machines that you’ve brought before us.”

But then, he started mentioning the sponsors of the race like Dodge, Toyota, Ford, GM Performance Technology, Sunoco Racing Fuel and Goodyear Tires. That’s when many at the event started laughing quietly as Pastor Joe Nelms’ prayer started to sound like a commercial. You could even see the racers and crew smiling and laughing as the camera panned. And then, the bombshell. Pastor Joe Nelms thanked the Lord for his ‘smokin’ hot wife’! That brought the house down.

Checkout the the full transcript of Pastor Joe Nelms’ NASCAR prayer below as well as the video. Is it the best NASCAR prayer ever, or is it blasphemy? (VIDEO CREDIT: YouTube/WGN9)

Heavenly Father, we thank you tonight for all your blessings. You said in all things give thanks so we want to thank you tonight for these mighty machines that you’ve brought before us. Thank you for the Dodge’s and the Toyota’s. Thank you for the Ford’s and most of all we thank you for Roush and Yates partnering to give us the power we see before us tonight. Thank you for GM Performance Technology and the RO7 engines. Thank you for Sunoco Racing fuel and Goodyear tires that bring performance and power to the track. Lord, I want to thank you for my smokin’ hot wife tonight, Lisa. And my two children Eli and Emma, or as we like to call them the little E’s. Lord, I pray and bless the drivers and use them tonight. May they put on a performance worthy of this great track. In Jesus name, boogity, boogity, boogity, Amen!

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